A break down of the Canadian Provinces/Territories/Canada:
Newfoundland - The place of fish and where everybody is your son. “How’s she goin’, my son?”
Nova Scotia - We tried to be Scottish and look where it got us. The only Scottish place is the island and Antingonish and surrounding areas. Split into two factions: Capers and Mainlanders. Apparently one has more of an accent than the others and we don’t know why…
PEI - Potatoes and some chick named Anne lives there. They have the best potatoes.
New Brunswick - Ships, bilingualism, and home to the largest tides in the world. Also the third of the Maritime trio and possibly wondering why they teamed up with the other two in the first place. Con go’ers like to start fights over which Maritime province will host Animaritime.
Quebec - Home of the French and the people who don’t like the rest of Canada and want to be special independent snowflakes.
Ontario - Home of the English and those who hate the rest of Canada but who especially like to go after Quebec because lol Frenchies. USed to be the place to go before Alberta said, “Move over, bitch.”
Manitoba - Floods, floods and more floods.
Saskatchewan - Flat. Very flat. One of the more underrated awesome provinces in the country filled with awesome peeps. Another being Manitoba.
Alberta - The home of many a Maritimer and Newfie because like hell if we can get them to stay home. Also Canada’s Texas and the stuff of oil, money and dreams. And expensive living. And where if you’re from either Calgary or Edmonton you get into a pissing contest about which city is better. Seriously. Don’t mess with them.
British Columbia - All of the weed and rainy warm weather! Also the home to many foreigners from places like China. Also weed.
The North (Yukon, Northwest Territories, Nunavut) - Very. Very. Cold. But you can have your very own polar bear and keep it outside your home! Or you can let it roam freely.
