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willtherealdavestriderplzstandup:

professorsugoi:

mummymantis:

Maria’s Genesis, a.k.a pink eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to pink, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to anywhere from coral to deep reddish-pink, and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation are blessed with magical fairies who come down from the heavens once a week to painlessly and flawlessly remove all their body hair and teach them how to sing arias. Women with Maria’s Genesis do not menstruate, but on their 18th birthday Tom Hiddleston materializes in front of them and pledges his undying love. Then they buy a bunch of babies because Tom Hiddleston has the kind of money required to do that sort of thing and people who don’t menstruate can’t fucking get pregnant, you screaming assmonkeys. Oh, and people with Maria’s Genesis never get bad breath. And they don’t fart.

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jonathanquicker: jfc

SIGN THE PETITION to stop Islamophobic discrimination against Alena's Boutique and Bridal

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SIGN THE PETITION to stop Islamophobic discrimination against Alena's Boutique and Bridal :

gunmetalskies:

stfuconservatives:

wiinga:

ladyfabulous:

tomhiddlestonswife:

lalondes:

I’m sending this petition out on behalf of Suzanne Chybli, the owner of Alena’s. I’ve been in contact with her for the past few days, and she asked me to create this petition and spread it on Tumblr.

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Suzanne Chybli is the owner of Alena’s Boutique and Bridal, a store which caters to the needs of the women in Calgary’s Muslim community. In the past, Alena’s sold hijabs, abayas, and many other special and unique items - until the administration of the North Hill Shopping Centre ordered Chybli to remove all the hijabs and abayas in the store.

Chybli complied with the mall, removing over 40 boxes of stock from her boutique. After she had done so, the mall administration told her, “We have the right to throw you out in 24 hours. We won’t do that because you have removed all the unwanted items as we requested, but we will not be renewing your contract for January 1, 2013.”

Chybli and her customers are devastated at what is happening to one of the only Muslim clothing stores in Calgary.

Says Chybli, “This petition is not meant to help Alena’s in any way, but to increase awareness that comments and discrimination happen all the time.

“Going back in history, almost every culture, religion and race had women wearing a scarf but over time they have decided to remove it. Now, because most Muslims, have chosen to wear one, we are looked at like we are doing something wrong.

“Malls always have the upper hand, so unfortunately there’s nothing really that I can do. I cannot prove that their decision was based on prejudice or because we neglected to obey the terms of the lease. However; as the events have unfolded in the past two to three months regardless it looks like they don’t want us to stay there anyways.

“We’ve been getting dirty looks from the some of the other stores since we opened there. It made me feel like we didn’t belong as we stepped out of area of the city mostly reserved for cultural stores that are in the northeast sector of the city.

“All we want as Alena’s Boutique and Bridal is to have the right to sell very conservative clothing and hijabs to our customers, who thanked us so many times for opening the store on this side of the city.

“I love my store, I love the clothing, and I love the completeness of a woman in proper clothing. My customers are saddened by this tragic event.

“Hopefully we can find a location that is great for the store and customers and not offend anyone else.”

Please stand up for Suzanne Chybli, Alena’s, and the Muslim women of Calgary. Do not allow this discrimination to stand.

Sign the petition here, and reblog and spread the word.

Please, this is really important to me. It is so hard to find clothes that are affordable and islamically appropriate for muslim women to begin with. Please sign and reblog.

Wow, fuck off Calgary.

Crap on a cracker. You can’t win no matter what you wear. 

Not cool, Calgary.

Signal boosting

No. Fuck that. This is not OK. Not in my country. Signal boost the fuck out of this.

Trying to look sexy while smiling:

HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHAFUCKAS

“Will you take your place with me?”

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“Will you take your place with me?”

flushwithcash: screencap meme | faceless + sirens (bwhish)

i was going to do something then i forgot what i was going to do well shit

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i was going to do something

then i forgot what i was going to do

well shit


I AM A GENIUS  i spilt water everywhere I CANNOT BE LEFT ALONE

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I AM A GENIUS 

i spilt water everywhere

I CANNOT BE LEFT ALONE

(UK) (US)

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Never-ending list of flawless people ☞ Eddie Redmayne

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fyeahsybilandbranson: Tom Branson + (Baby) Sybil Branson

you know some adults are so horrible you are a grown ass woman and for you to do what you have...

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you know

some adults are so horrible

you are a grown ass woman

and for you to do what you have done

ohhhh 

i am pissed


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initiala: So here’s some backstory. In… 2009, I got this idea....

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BALLOONS!


This was when we just started a few days ago.


What it looks like from the outside of the house.


This is Greg, with one of our air compressors.


Moi, the mad genius behind the idea. Sort of.


Andrea does most of the artwork on the balloons.




Old year and new year balloons


To put into perspective, Andrea is almost six feet tall.

initiala:

So here’s some backstory.

In… 2009, I got this idea. “What if we blew up like, 2010 balloons and filled a room with them for New Year’s?”

I proposed this to some friends. After the initial “ARE YOU CRAZY? NO!” I get a call a few hours later that goes “So I found a website where you can buy a ton of balloons for really cheap.”

Fast forward to now, and it has become a tradition. My friends and I spend a few days blowing up about 2050 balloons (we always do some extra because poppage does happen) and we number however many the year will be. Hence, this year we numbered up to 2013. And we fill a room and turn it into a giant, static-y ball pit. It’s enormous fun, and when you turn the lights out and get under the sea of balloons, you can see all the static zipping about. (we keep it all in with plastic on the doors and velcro)

We hang up the current year balloon, and the new year balloon, and at midnight we pop the old year balloon to send it out with a bang, as it were.

And then at like, 1am we start popping the others to clean up, and hope the neighbors don’t call the police.

Sometimes I just think about the dwarves’...

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Sometimes I just think about the dwarves’...:

leupagus:

generic-nerd-blog:

Sometimes I just think about the dwarves’ hairstyles and

Goddamn

I know you can keep hair in braids for a long time without redoing it

But they were on the road a long time

And their hairdoes were pretty fucking immaculate for 12 men who I don’t think know what a bath is.

Which means that at some point during this journey they would’ve had to have had a hairstyle party and I can’t stop laughing omg can you imagine them all sitting up in the middle of the night braiding each other’s hair and trying to be very quiet so Bilbo doesn’t up and catch them doing something “unmanly”

It’d be just like a teenage girl sleepover on TV

SEE I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

IMO, what this actually means is that in dwarvish culture, braiding your hair is considered to be extremely masculine and badass.

"my father always said, “early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” it..."

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my father always said, “early to bed and
early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy
and wise.”

it was lights out at 8 p.m. in our house
and we were up at dawn to the smell of
coffee, frying bacon and scrambled
eggs.

my father followed this general routine
for a lifetime and died young, broke,
and, I think, not too
wise.

taking note, I rejected his advice and it
became, for me, late to bed and late
to rise.

now, I’m not saying that I’ve conquered
the world but I’ve avoided
numberless early traffic jams, bypassed some
common pitfalls
and have met some strange, wonderful
people

one of whom
was
myself—someone my father
never
knew.



- “Throwing Away the Alarm Clock” by Charles Bukowski  (via hyperbolequeen)

London welcomes 2013

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