winter is coming;

bertmccrack-cocaine:

soft romney
warm romney
little ball of shit
rascist romney
sexist romney
what a fucking tit

things i like a lot → fairy lights

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

song starts: Prelude and stuff
song continues: awesome music
continues: awesomeness
continues: wonderfulness
continues: music
continues: amazing lyrics
continues: spectacular vocals
continues: superb instrumentals
continues: bliss
continues: cures cancer
continues: solves world hunger
continues: finds world peace
MOTHA FUCKIN BANJOS: FRENZIED BANJOING BANJO BANJO BANJO BANJO BANJO BANJO
LOUD VOCALS ACCOMPANY FRENZIED BANJOS: BANJO BANJO BANJO
continues: brings back the dead
continues: explores the universe
continues: makes your otp canon
continues: solves all ship wars
continues: no more fandom wars
continues: SECONDARY BANJOS BANJOS BANJOS
continues: ecstasy
continues: perfection
*fades out*

Nothing Starts A Marriage Off Right Like Laughing At Homeless People At Your $6.5 Million Wedding:

supersoygrrrl:

heygirlheyyyyy:

If this is true, this is absolutely disgusting behavior.

“Some of them are obviously intoxicated, mentally ill, or both, and at least one of them is entirely incapable of speaking.” I really hope this isn’t true because this really is fucking horrible and I can’t even fathom people being this fucking awful. I couldn’t imagine doing something like this for my wedding and thinking this would add to the day and celebration.

“Perhaps I will die too, she told herself, and the thought did not seem so terrible to her. If she flung herself from the window, she could put an end to her suffering, and in the years to come singers would write songs of her grief. Her body would lie on the stones below, broken and innocent, shaming all those who had betrayed her.”

- Sansa Stark

A Game of Thrones

(via asoiafquotess)

flanoirbunny:

tagging your hate for something with a tag that is browsed by people who like the thing you’re hating on is like going to someone’s birthday party, publicly announcing that that said person is a stupid doo-doo head, spitting in the cake, kicking the presents around, then walking out wondering why everyone’s so angry with you

Endless list of favorite fictional characters (in no particular order)

Elizabeth “Effy” Stonem (Skins)
- “Nobody breaks my heart.

game of thrones meme: seven quotes [1/7] → Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

I love → London City

me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are

violet-prison:

First picture of Kit at the premiere!

silverjimmy:kruemelcaskett:

Ladies and Gentlemen - the future King of the United Kingdom.

#kate is trying so hard to get it right #and will is like FUCK IT #MY BROTHER WAS NAKED IN THE PAPERS #I CAN HAVE THIS ONE THING

dysenterygay:

omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like

anal

i took her favourite cat toy away because she was getting rowdy and now she won’t look at me or answer when i call her name

oldest-question-in-the-universe:

2spookyequilibrium:

Nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TOO COME UP ON MY DASH

SWEET FUCKING JESUS

bellatrixblack-:

fujiidom:hatters / apriki:

#that fucking awesome moment when your best friend stays at school for christmas because he knows you’ve got nothing to go home to and he wants you to be happy

#people who hate ron must also hate friendship and love

someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born

king-andli0nheart:

beeeesha:

LMFAOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

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