coworker: You know how Kenneth Branagh came out and read Shakespeare at the beginning of the Opening Ceremonies? The next time the Olympics are in the U.S., I think our only option is to have Nicolas Cage come out and yell stuff. I'm just sayin'.

coworker: You know how Kenneth Branagh came out and read Shakespeare at the beginning of the Opening Ceremonies? The next time the Olympics are in the U.S., I think our only option is to have Nicolas Cage come out and yell stuff. I'm just sayin'.