Sometimes I just think about the dwarves’ hairstyles and
Goddamn
I know you can keep hair in braids for a long time without redoing it
But they were on the road a long time
And their hairdoes were pretty fucking immaculate for 12 men who I don’t think know what a bath is.
Which means that at some point during this journey they would’ve had to have had a hairstyle party and I can’t stop laughing omg can you imagine them all sitting up in the middle of the night braiding each other’s hair and trying to be very quiet so Bilbo doesn’t up and catch them doing something “unmanly”
It’d be just like a teenage girl sleepover on TV
SEE I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
IMO, what this actually means is that in dwarvish culture, braiding your hair is considered to be extremely masculine and badass.
Sometimes I just think about the dwarves’...: