winter is coming;

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

mitchellism:
dorkly:
EA Responds To Being Named ‘The Worst Company in America’
In a recent poll on Consumerist.com, it was decided that Electronic Arts was the worst company in America. This is the second year in a row that EA has taken the top prize. In response, EA’s COO Peter Moore has released this statement.
This is the greatest letter ever. Seriously. This makes me happy.

john-egbert-watson:

factssphere:
Fact: Canadians do not have any internal organs. They actually have very soft stuffing. This is because it makes them nicer to cuddle and also if someone wishes to punch them, their soft stuffing won’t hurt their attackers hands.
yes this is true i am canadian 100% fact

sharingneedles:

outdatedmorality:
hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:
cuntagions:
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
I CANT BREAHTE
Dobby is a free elf
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
I HEARD THAT THE FIRST TIME YOU DIDNT HAVE TO PUT IT IN CAPS

Natalie Dormer for Radio Times

kvntrn:

Olivia Wright

hey

hey jaime

hey

how’s ur hand

tapdancers:

In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.

theshoutingendoflife:

Serious respect to the marathon medical staff who were there expecting to deal with heat stroke and maybe a sprained ankle, have been faced with a major disaster and seem to be just dealing with it.

“

Boston. Fucking horrible.

I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, “Well, I’ve had it with humanity.”

But I was wrong. I don’t know what’s going to be revealed to be behind all of this mayhem. One human insect or a poisonous mass of broken sociopaths.

But here’s what I DO know. If it’s one person or a HUNDRED people, that number is not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population on this planet. You watch the videos of the carnage and there are people running TOWARDS the destruction to help out. (Thanks FAKE Gallery founder and owner Paul Kozlowski for pointing this out to me). This is a giant planet and we’re lucky to live on it but there are prices and penalties incurred for the daily miracle of existence. One of them is, every once in awhile, the wiring of a tiny sliver of the species gets snarled and they’re pointed towards darkness.

But the vast majority stands against that darkness and, like white blood cells attacking a virus, they dilute and weaken and eventually wash away the evil doers and, more importantly, the damage they wreak. This is beyond religion or creed or nation. We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We’d have eaten ourselves alive long ago.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, “The good outnumber you, and we always will.”

”

- Patton Oswalt (via deantrippe)

thebattlefrontier:

a sidenote that both bombings in boston and iraq are equally horrific and horrible and don’t play the “which is more important to media” thing just
human life was lost
it’s not a contest of who lost more
human life was lost

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